Customer acquisition cost gets thrown around in board decks and Slack channels like everyone agrees on what it means. They don't. Ask five people at the same company what is customer acquisition cost CAC actually equals for their brand, and you'll get five different numbers, none of which match the dashboard.

CAC isn't complicated in theory. It's total spend divided by new customers. The mess starts when you try to define "total spend" and "new customers" the same way twice.