Your Shopify dashboard says 3.2x. Meta says 4.1x. Google says 2.8x. Someone in the Monday meeting asks which one is real, and everyone stares at their laptop. If this sounds familiar, you're not bad at math, you're just staring at three different metrics that happen to share a name. Figuring out how do I fix blended ROAS confusion for my DTC brand starts with understanding that platform ROAS and blended ROAS were never supposed to match in the first place.