Most founders don't open an attribution report because they're curious. They open one because Shopify just got migrated to a new theme, an ad account got flagged, or a new hire asked "what's our real CAC" in a Monday meeting and got three different answers. Nobody sits down to learn attribution for fun.

And that's the problem. You inherit the report before you understand it. You're staring at a dashboard with fourteen columns, half of them named things like "MER" and "ROAS (7d-click)," and you're supposed to make a budget call off it by Friday.