CAC looks like the easiest metric in ecommerce. Spend divided by new customers. Two numbers, one division. And yet it's one of the most mangled numbers in any DTC dashboard, because the two inputs are rarely as clean as they look.

Most teams aren't lying about CAC. They're just quietly inconsistent: pulling spend from one source, customers from another, and never checking whether the two actually line up. The common CAC calculation mistakes in this post show up at brands of every size, from scrappy seven-figure Shopify stores to Amazon sellers running six-figure monthly ad budgets.